Getting my MBP 15” repaired at Tekserve. We took advantage of the very short line at Shake Shack.
Andrew Parker just ordered “The Vegetarian” with a side of bacon.
MC Pee Pants disses Kingdom Hearts
The Lodwicks came to visit last week
Typing in “tumblr.com” regardless of what site I mean to visit.
Hard to believe 12% of these kids have already had anal sex.
Wearing red shoes always makes me feel like Sonic the Hedgehog.
“Do the words Tumblr mean ANYTHING to you?!” — Lindsey drops names
Somehow I’m at the office at 7:30 AM.
For the first time ever, Emil, not Fred, was the first to mention pornography in a board meeting.
David: Did you just say “hi” to that girl?
“Lemme tell you…your eyes…are UNBELIEVABLE.” — Starbucks cashier with a HEAVY Italian accent